First off, the only reason this product is rated five stars is because you can't rate it any higher. Using the word *product* to describe these cookies borders on obscenity.

This cookie is mankinds' pinnacle achievement in cookie making.

Your grandmothers cookies? Laughable.
Toll House?
Joyless gruel.
Oreos, Chips Ahoy, Chunks Ahoy, Peak Freens, Celebrations?
Puerile attempts at replicating what these cookies give you.

You get the package. Admittedly it's underwhelming at first glance. The product is so good they don't need anything fancy.

It will lull you into a false sense of thinking you know what you're in for when sampling one of these delicious cookies.

I ate my first one and immediately it's like the first time I heard Jazz Music.

It was so good I immediately became irrationally angry at my girlfriend for not coming back from BC sooner to bring me these. I was at a loss for words.

I wept at the thought of everytime I told my mother that her cookies were the best; faced as I was with the sudden and crushing realization that I was lying everytime.

I then took my second bite and all was well again.

I ate the entire package in a weekend.

Do yourself a favour and get some of these because I'm sending the old lady back there to buy up every package available and she just went back.